Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?"

Man is what he believes.

As we grow old…the beauty steals inward.

We can never be the better for our religion if our neighbor is the worst for it.

There is no Earthly way of knowing… which direction we are going. There is no knowing where we’re rowing, or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a’blowing? Not a speck of light is showing so the danger much be growing. Are the fires of hell a’glowing? Is the grisley reaper mowing? YES! The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing AND THEY’RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!

Worst. Episode. Ever.

Time…to die.

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

Check, please.

So say we all.

After very careful consideration, sir, I’ve come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for.

Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker.

He’s dead, Jim.

Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint - it’s delicious!

Bring out your dead.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Goonies never say die.

Nothing shocks me–I’m a scientist.

Bright light! Bright light!

The Road goes ever on and on/Down from the door where it began/Now far ahead the Road has gone/And I must follow, if I can/Pursuing it with eager feet/Until it joins some larger way/Where many paths and errands meet/And whither then? I cannot say.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?

Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease!

I’d just as soon kiss a wookiee!

I know kung fu.

This is your receipt for your husband… and this is my receipt for your receipt.

Your soul-suckin’ days are over, amigo!

I don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit.

Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t… and Jack left town.

Kneel before Zod.

Shall we play a game?

Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

Make it so

End Of Line

You don’t have to be a gun.

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

All things serve the beam.

We’re going to need a bigger boat.